No work tonight yet why am I here in the office? I dunno. I don't have anything to do at home [as expected] and the cable shows failed to amaze me so I thought maybe I could use this time to do some work research. I watched Must Love Dogs however I've seen it a lot of times so I wasn't so interested. I wanted to sleep instead 'coz the exhaustion of *toot* got the best of me but the voices of gays videoke-ing downstairs was too loud... Today's not my day.. So here I am, alone.. listening to Freestyle Live while waiting for Van.
Found this f*ckin' video and all I can say to this gal is: "Get a life! And don't ride on with Pearl's popularity!" Lame excuse to be noticed. Ugh! Van and Sergs are here but we won't be here for long anyway 'coz we'll have a meeting tomorrow at 11am so we need to rest. Later!
Found this f*ckin' video and all I can say to this gal is: "Get a life! And don't ride on with Pearl's popularity!" Lame excuse to be noticed. Ugh! Van and Sergs are here but we won't be here for long anyway 'coz we'll have a meeting tomorrow at 11am so we need to rest. Later!
In addition to this entry.. Found another old email. I'm not posting this to insult people from India 'coz I have friends from Covad [Hyderabad, India] and I dunno if these were actually true. I just thought it's a good way of letting people know the importance of not only being proficient in English verbally but in writing as well. On the other hand, the video below shows the opposite. Enjoy!
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India.
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore : >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave."
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today."
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!!) For the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post."
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India.
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore : >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave."
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today."
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!!) For the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post."
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hahahaha! leave me!
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