"Yaya, You're Such a Loser!"

I had to take a bath early today bcoz my bf said we'll go to the car shop to get some more stuff only to sit here and wait until his brother decides to wake up. Ugh! I thought we had to accompany the latter's moronic girlfriend in her nth attempt to be hired in a call center. Did I ever mention how I hated this girl? A typical probinsyana who I would have gladly helped if not for the fact that she's a trying hard cosmo girl who doesn't even know how to spell ENTRANCE - she spells it out as INtrance. She came here with a few thousand with intentions to finish school in USJR. I mean, how in the world can she survive with only her savings from being a pharmacy assistant with food, fare and tuition fee to worry about? I don't want to be mean and I had every intention to help her out of pity at first but she's been really, really, really annoying. She converse in broken english almost anywhere. Last time we were in SM, I made a crane origami while she, my bf and his bro were talking, to avoid laughing at her bad attempt to sound profound. My very kind bf gave her the crane and while she's HOLDING IT she asked, "What's that?" I had to pinch myself to avoid making any comments. I told her "it's a crane" and she gave me this blank stare and said, "ha?" I said again, "a crane" - still the blank stare. Then annoyed I blurted out, "crane.. langgam bah!" and that was when she smiled and said.. "aaahhh.." My God! Dili ko libakera pero iyang nawong nang invite jd og libak! I can no longer count the times she embarassed herself unconsciously not only with me and my/her bf's sister around but also with our friends. According to my bf, one time while talking about a posh resto somewhere in Banilad, out of nowhere she asked, "tag pila ang serving didto?" They diverted the convo and instead talked about free drinks in call centers. I don't know why she really feel the need to butt in.. she said, "bitaw noh, pati mga applicants libre drinksES" and that was not a joke for her! Seryoso cya! Ginoo ko mamatay ko niya! If she's not trying hard and annoying, I would have found it funny pro makasapot najd cya. Seriously, you wouldn't want to be near her! And take that from me na taas pasencya sa ing.ana.. Well of course, it's different when I'm in the office and I'm listening to my agents, hehehehe.Ü

She's been out of school for about 2 months now and my bf was shocked to see her with a big bag yesterday and we all think she'd probably stay here at their house for the meantime while looking for a job though Ryan's bro haven't said anything yet. Whenever I'd sleep over here, I'd put my bag in one room and arrange my things neatly in one place. Last time, Lyn2x was shocked to see her clothes hanging neatly in one of the family's cabinet, and one bag in each room. Kapal kaayo! I've been sleeping over for 3 years and I've never even thought about that. To think wala pa cla 1 year. Unsa ka baga'g nawong!

What I don't understand is why she's desperate about working in a call center! If not for the fact that I respect my bf's brother, I'd really walk up to her and tell her she's wishing for snow in hell. She's good with numbers and I asked Ryan to tell his bro I recommend she try applying in SM maybe as a cashier. You know, start small. But we just respect her bf a lot that's why we keep this to ourselves. I just hope she doesn't get into my nerves too much or I might just tell her off. She called my bf's sister one time to ask for the qualifications in Western Wats and the latter said, "ahh strikto na cla sa grammar and diction.." to that she replied, "ahhh diction, mao na ang synonym noh?" D ka malain?! While we were watching Sex and the City movie, she continuously commented about anything and everything much to me and their sister's annoyance. Then I asked her, "have you watched any of the episodes?" and she replied, "wala" Worse, she started talking about the movies she had seen. Samok jd kaayo cya. I mean, if naa pa na cya remote, akng na cya patyon! Pag fiesta, while jamming with the guests, she was singing at the top of her lungs, "perhaps love is like a RISTING PLEASE.." Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! I don't even know why I'm wasting my time and blogspace talking about her.. I secretly hope she reads this 'coz I know she wouldn't dare confront me anyway. Sigh. Lyn2x, the sister, asked her bestie to sleep over and the first thing she asked, "mao na inyong maid?" Loser kaayo noh? Please just let me rant. Kay gsapot jd ko pag ayo rn! She got in the Call Center Academy and is very proud to have been a trainee for a 100-hour chuva. A friend who used to teach there said, "Clau, kung didto ka m.work, manglabay jd ka'g bangko ky pathetic kaayo mga tawo didto" and yes indeed, pathetic kaayo cya and annoying at the same time. One time, she was doing something with her nails and she asked with this clueless look, "naa kaha Dell na account diri Cebu noh?" and my bf said, "Dell bitaw ko.." and she was like "HA?!?!?!?!" I had to pause the PSP and with usmod, I asked - "ngano naa kay kaila sa Dell?" and she said "wala.. naay outbound?" I really think she compiled all the words related to call centers to make her sound knowledgeable about the industry. Ay ambot nalng, kapoy na type. Gsapot pajd ko! Undangan na ni nako woi! Bwisit cya!

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